*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
And the thing about stories is that not all of them have a happy ending. But some do.
whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making.
You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.